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Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

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Where the hell do you work? The stock room of a strip joint?

#3 - On 03/05/2012 at 6:08am by Pretty_Pink_Lady

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There are few times where it is acceptable to hit a man in the balls, but in the case of someone humping the back of my head, I would have probably done it. That's just rude.

#5 - On 03/05/2012 at 6:09am by Katiekhalifa

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