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Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7484) - you deserved it (456)

On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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