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Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14623) - you deserved it (52766)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

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One of the first things an employer of an office environment will tell you is "Stay off of Facebook!"
Sorry, OP.. But YDI. You knew it was a rule and you broke it.

#2 - On 01/10/2012 at 12:50pm by desireev

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Managing.. Like a boss

#7 - On 01/10/2012 at 12:52pm by nephilim241

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