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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14199) - you deserved it (65512)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

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Expand your vocabulary and learn better adjectives. Problem solved.

#3 - On 12/22/2011 at 12:46pm by nuggetmonster

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Haha, you are such a dick. People need to stop using retarded as an insult, it's so rude. YDI.

#4 - On 12/22/2011 at 12:46pm by spazticechidna

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