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Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23823) - you deserved it (15701)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

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Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera?

Or was that me? Hm...

#2 - On 12/22/2011 at 3:05am by ariannaimelda

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That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)

#4 - On 12/22/2011 at 3:07am by desireev

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