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Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17636) - you deserved it (2467)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

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The whole world is getting crazy stressful!

#3 - On 12/21/2011 at 6:16pm by Peach3

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It's not her, it's you.

Any boss is going to cause you to have panic attacks. This is why you should go into work drunk or high. You should alternate your alcohol and your weed so you don't get addicted to either. Plus, it'll be more fun for your co-workers to tell which "medication" you are on.

#18 - On 12/21/2011 at 6:25pm by perdix

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