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Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Damn those perverted coat stands!

#2 - On 12/19/2011 at 6:51pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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Well, that guy is in for a...

One night stand.

#12 - On 12/19/2011 at 6:55pm by upyourzlolz

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