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Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30483) - you deserved it (2545)

On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Poor you and f*ck your boss.

#1 - On 12/14/2011 at 12:40pm by rcloca

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What's stopping you from going back?

#3 - On 12/14/2011 at 12:41pm by Pufferfish78

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