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Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24973) - you deserved it (3119)

On 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm - work - by thathottchickk - United States (Washington)

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devil child.

#3 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:39am by flamer980

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I would have told the parents off. You're a volunteer so forget that.

#10 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:47am by hyden121

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