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Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

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Thats why you should sterilize before you start your shift!!!

#11 - On 12/13/2011 at 4:32pm by stinkmeaner

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Never ever trust the person before you to clean up properly.
Before you start, always sterilize your work area, that way you know it's done right.
Sorry, but YDI

#12 - On 12/13/2011 at 4:33pm by RedPillSucks

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