Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (1960)
On 12/13/2011 at 9:00am - work - by Anonymous - Malaysia
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying…
ThatHurts also deserved itToday, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly…
Show your switch blade skills on his face.
#2 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:55pm by txgirl2013
See in context
+217 | 8
This is why I'm not having kids
#5 - On 12/13/2011 at 12:57pm by GhettoXmuffin
+72 | 7
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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