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Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

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I was trying to think of some witty and amusing comment to make, but I can't even bring myself to do that. I'd be so pissed if that happened to me!

#3 - On 12/13/2011 at 10:07am by DynamicDave

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Just go talk to the CEO, and if they aren't willing to do the same for you, file a complaint.

#8 - On 12/13/2011 at 10:13am by EmperorHilo

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