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Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35704) - you deserved it (8450)

On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)

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Would you like a McTissue?

#12 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:49am by Capt_Oblivious

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Actually you'll get double time. And I get 12.80 an hour standard at 17 years old.

#3 - On 12/13/2011 at 2:41am by InsaneMcFries

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