Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17985) - you deserved it (3256)
On 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm - work - by isuckasawaitress (woman) - Singapore
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Maybe u should try a different career...
#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 6:34pm by majorfacepalm
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#4 - On 12/12/2011 at 6:37pm by forthepainx3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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