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Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML


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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.

#1 - On 12/12/2011 at 2:44am by JojoChuo

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why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.

#6 - On 12/12/2011 at 2:47am by tsim

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