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Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss' car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31330) - you deserved it (4169)

On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.

#5 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:40pm by IAmNotAnAnimal

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Do you work at an auto repair shop..?

#1 - On 12/09/2011 at 6:38pm by PuffDaddy395

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