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Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22264) - you deserved it (2762)

On 12/08/2011 at 7:40am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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At least it wasn't shit.

#3 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:49pm by Heeeerroin

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Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 12:48pm by lil_miss_katii

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