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Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8943) - you deserved it (23474)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

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"...and this is how not to use it"

#9 - On 12/07/2011 at 1:11pm by WCARlover

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Wow you used their carpet!
Jesus bring a tester one or something, don't go trashing peoples homes

#4 - On 12/07/2011 at 1:07pm by MrSchneebly

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