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Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

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Ninja waitress ftw! :)

#1 - On 11/30/2011 at 5:47am by tayza249

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That is the best nickname ever...

#3 - On 11/30/2011 at 5:49am by Lenny15Prezident

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