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Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you deserved it (21154)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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I really hope you had a Twix.

#5 - On 11/30/2011 at 5:57am by NoobHat

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Jack-o-ass!

#4 - On 11/30/2011 at 5:57am by FYLDeep

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