By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 730
You deserved it 6 631

Same thing different taste

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Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

m0tl3ycru3 0

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Carbonation 0

This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.

BehindU 5

Didn't know elderly people had bananas to just throw at random carolers

This FML reminds me of that asdf movie where the UFO attacks and they all throw cheese at it.

This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N.. No? Anyone? *crawls back in hole*

m0tl3ycru3 0

I'm hearing "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone..."

labudamike 6

I'll gladly provide a huge banana to close the hole

No, that's what the boulder's for. Now we need to dig another hole to put you in.

Muslimgal92 0

They were feeding the singing monkey, or that was what they saw!

They just wanted OP to get bent, I don't see what's wrong with that.

1- Your joke was lame but punny :) (see what I did there)

ledstratdak 0

that's why I don't feed elderly.

robincakes94 8

I use to think I had a great singing voice. Those bananas scarred me for life... Smh

bugmenotmofo 34

What ever happened to throwing tomatoes?

D37H100 5

You're thinking about the wrong kind of banana, you don't suck this kind :P

I thought one traditionally threw tomatoes at bad performers? Bananas wouldn't squishsplode in the same way unless they were really overripe...

JennyBear101 0

Ohioh gonna eat my chicken!!!

No, you deserved it for carolling in November

I guess one could say they.... went bananas?

CuteDumBlonde64 11

stupid people Repeating the same pun. Geezus...

beastmode21 0

atleast he didnt put the "*puts on sunglasses*" shit

maybe they were giving you a snack, that's how my grandma gives me food.

Jorcar 8

Bananas are better than their dentures OP. Be thankful.

EffinToofer 3

I would have thrown something with a little more substance at OP. It's not even December yet, what's with the caroling?

Jorcar 8

You know how it is, Christmas celebrating starts sooner and sooner every year.

TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

They were throwing the bananas as if they were roses. Their elderly and can't touch prickly surfaces.

bitchslapped22 14

The elderly can do whatever they want!

Well.. they are old and their hearing isn't so good. They probably thought you were singing "Yes! We Have No Bananas"