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Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16029) - you deserved it (20516)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

#7 - On 11/28/2011 at 9:10pm by WCARlover

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Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

#14 - On 11/28/2011 at 9:16pm by every1luvsboners

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