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Today, one of my classmates pointed out that our professor has a habit of sucking his teeth at the end of each sentence. I'd never noticed before. I can't concentrate anymore, all I can focus on is his weird teeth noise thing. FML

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Answer questions and suck on your teeth too. Maybe he'll get the hint.

#4 - On 11/26/2011 at 9:57am by SinfulTragedy

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It's fine. Soon you'll adapt to the sound again and it won't be suck a big deal. Lmao

#3 - On 11/26/2011 at 9:57am by illabye

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