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Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (1795)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)

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Except that when Clinton was president, the economy was at one of it's best points in the nation's history.

#11 - On 11/25/2011 at 11:40pm by coltsrock37

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Poor Op. I would be a better friend than them. YOU CAN DO IT!!

#7 - On 11/25/2011 at 11:37pm by may651

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