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Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16931) - you deserved it (2179)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:36am - work - by insanitycalling - Canada (Alberta)

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I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

#2 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:09am by Blazingcrono

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There is nothing wrong with


*puts on sunglasses*


A nice box.

#4 - On 10/26/2011 at 6:11am by phoenixslayer69

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