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Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 12:55am - work - by bob - Canada (Ontario)

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Awkward.

#1 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:15am by palmergoesbig

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I guess your boss is really lucky.

#4 - On 10/22/2011 at 6:18am by Red7646

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