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Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29658) - you deserved it (2178)

On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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now everyone say it with me "stupid bitch".

#3 - On 10/09/2011 at 6:16am by whackingsoup

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Man that Is just a retard

#1 - On 10/09/2011 at 6:15am by CaptNomNom

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