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Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (1803)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:28pm - work - by hazlanz216 - Canada (British Columbia)

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Return as a customer and wait for her.

#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:49am by Freeze

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Attention whores like her are so good at believing in their own fiction, aren't they?

#6 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:56am by lvlcapblue

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