Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24752) - you deserved it (1797)
On 10/06/2011 at 6:28pm - work - by hazlanz216 - Canada (British Columbia)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her…
knzknz also deserved itToday, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has…
Return as a customer and wait for her.
#1 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:49am by Freeze
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+70 | 16
Hello ma'am how may I help?
#8 - On 10/07/2011 at 2:58am by ollie179
+49 | 17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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