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Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (2795)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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That's TOE-tally uncalled for

#2 - On 10/06/2011 at 5:53am by Godfreyy

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The hell?!

#1 - On 10/06/2011 at 5:51am by Wreckless

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