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Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28716) - you deserved it (2859)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:18pm - work - by SimpleSwimmer - United States (California)

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I wanted to become anything...so I became a dishwasher.

#3 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:31pm by julielee509

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Well go back to mr. Miyagi and practice your wax on-wax off. That should help

#8 - On 10/04/2011 at 4:33pm by Buttsexpirate

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