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Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10102) - you deserved it (24107)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

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I wouldn't want to be in the same room as you during a fire drill.

#5 - On 10/04/2011 at 10:06am by iAmScrubs

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It's probably because of that time you worked for a phone sex line. There was one guy who was so perverted you hung up on him after calling him a pervert. He then kept calling you back after tracing your number. You were so afraid, till this day, you are still scared of picking up the phone...

I have a wild imagination.

#14 - On 10/04/2011 at 10:14am by NoNotTheFace

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