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I wouldn't want to be in the same room as you during a fire drill.
It's probably because of that time you worked for a phone sex line. There was one guy who was so perverted you hung up on him after calling him a pervert. He then kept calling you back after tracing your number. You were so afraid, till this day, you are still scared of picking up the phone...
I have a wild imagination.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015