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I agree, your life sucks (21964) - you deserved it (2021)
On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
scared's life also sucksToday, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to…
hardtoignore also deserved itToday, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored…
There's nothing you can do once he finds your number.
#1 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:52am by Freeze
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+69 | 16
You're so in ;)
#3 - On 10/03/2011 at 2:52am by HunkyFes
+42 | 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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