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Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19413) - you deserved it (2818)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Time to find a new agency

#2 - On 09/29/2011 at 1:15pm by davymac718

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How bad does your resume have to suck for this to happen?

#3 - On 09/29/2011 at 1:16pm by foxman47

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+25 | 1

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