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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32182) - you deserved it (1949)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Elevators were designed for handicapped people . Tell their lazy asses to get out and take the stairs ......

#2 - On 09/29/2011 at 6:01am by Southpaw7391

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That's so insensitive of them. And rude!

#1 - On 09/29/2011 at 5:59am by monomiscuous

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