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Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Dip his mouse in the toilet.

#1 - On 09/26/2011 at 9:56am by Llamassss

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Spray hand sanitizer in his eyes!

#4 - On 09/26/2011 at 9:57am by Olovio

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