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Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19516) - you deserved it (2068)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

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Tell him you need to make your face look as different from his as possible

#2 - On 09/25/2011 at 6:33am by takeapieandrun

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Plastic surgery is a very expensive treatment, thats really nice of him to offer! You should be grateful.

#3 - On 09/25/2011 at 6:34am by Bunnehs

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