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Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2434)

On 09/24/2011 at 5:34pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

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Shove a cork up his ass.

#3 - On 09/24/2011 at 7:59pm by bfsd42

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He's slowly killing himself, the problem will be resolved in due time.

#17 - On 09/24/2011 at 8:09pm by nick347b

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