Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36433) - you deserved it (2777)
On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
chloeguest97's life also sucksToday, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've…
Joe also deserved itToday, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18.…
thats actually kinda funny!
#2 - On 09/20/2011 at 4:24pm by heylesha
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+48 | 8
#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 4:23pm by StarWolf111
+42 | 20
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