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Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36903) - you deserved it (2807)

On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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thats actually kinda funny!

#2 - On 09/20/2011 at 4:24pm by heylesha

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Oh god.

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 4:23pm by StarWolf111

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