Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33135) - you deserved it (2226)
On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States
anonymous's life also sucksToday, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying.…
OP must work at Hooters :P
#5 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:00pm by HeyLookJesus
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Awh ): was it a lot?
#1 - On 09/17/2011 at 5:57pm by autumnxxbottom
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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