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Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25921) - you deserved it (1706)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

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Haha Yes! :) You Better Hope That "Cums" Out Easy!

#5 - On 09/16/2011 at 5:50pm by nicole2246

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After fixing it, put a note: "Don't fuck with this machine".

#32 - On 09/16/2011 at 6:19pm by dreamering

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