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Today, due to a misunderstanding, I unintentionally agreed to have a dinner date with a co-worker. He's ten years older than me. Not only do I have to find a way to reject him, but I have to work with him on weekends. The worst part is, he's the first guy to ask me out in ages. FML

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On 08/22/2011 at 10:03pm - work - by Moron (woman) - Canada

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Just go out with him this one time, then if you still don't want to date him after this, kindly let him know.

#1 - On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am by marinus

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Who knows you might like him :)

#2 - On 08/23/2011 at 2:52am by baconstrips

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