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Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (2392)

On 08/05/2011 at 7:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.

#15 - On 08/05/2011 at 11:10pm by SageAnonymous

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He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man

#9 - On 08/05/2011 at 11:04pm by ChucktheNorris

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