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Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (4716)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

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What kind of crappy music do you listen to?

#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:06pm by shutup_matt

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Well if they can't find anything, then you're in the clear.

#1 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:06pm by deafeningsilence

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