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Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35916) - you deserved it (2489)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

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omg... can you spell idiot.??

#1 - On 07/29/2011 at 1:05pm by ZoZo17

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You should have pulled out a tomahawk and scalped her.

#7 - On 07/29/2011 at 1:09pm by AmethystRain

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