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Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (1768)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

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