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Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I freaked out and started screaming, hitting the panic button without thinking. Now I'm facing a hefty fine for using the panic button when there wasn't a "real" emergency. FML
A roach! OMG. ok I got this, I'll press the panic button instead of stepping on it!
What a pansy. Seriously, if you are an insectophobic, then just cower in the corner.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015