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Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

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Give him a hamburger anyways. That crap is so cheep & he's probably some bum.

#5 - On 07/04/2011 at 10:10am by PSQ91

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I got it, he was in a crash after he had gone to McDonald's and was put into a coma.

#15 - On 07/04/2011 at 10:15am by JustinThunder

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