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Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52617) - you deserved it (3725)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

#7 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:15am by colourz

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that really sux man hang in there

#1 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:07am by ihatecake

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