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Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58480) - you deserved it (4398)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

#1 - On 04/18/2011 at 1:10pm by khaya

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ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

#4 - On 04/18/2011 at 1:11pm by cathylee22

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