By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
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geekemo92 0

Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.

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rapido_fml 2

if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn

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geekemo92 0

Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.

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babyale760 0

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madd_coww_diseas 0

yea just tell them 2 do them don't b a pushover...

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Bosia 0

How is this funny? None of you understand the dangers of the kitchen! Hot stoves, muck-covered sinks, confusing measurements for everything, knives lining every counter, blenders ready to chew up your fingers, and that spatula is just plain awful!

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claireful 4

"Snow White is doing dishes again, 'cuz what else can you do with seven ity-bity men?"

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Blahborg 0

17 - that is not only unfunny, it's offensive. How is reducing a woman to a man's personal maid funny? Perhaps you and your guy "friends" should grow up.

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retailsuxa$$ 6

that is every day for me and i live with two men and 3 dogs that will not do dishes their own laundry or clean up after themselves AT ALL the dogs i can understand because they are dogs and they don't have thumbs. but really guys?

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singhjr1 3

bitch u betta do it b4 they slit u. lol.

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rapido_fml 2

if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn

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C6Racer 0

Just tell them they won't have anything to eat on, then.

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megamandude455 10

ooh your a woman and there's 3 able-bodied MEN in the house. does that spell 4-some??? maybe that explains why they didn't do the dishes. XP

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thisgirl2u 9

spell**    verb, spelled or spelt, spell·ing. Actually spelt can be spelled that way.

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Igor_g5 0

She's right. Make sure you know what you're talking about if you're going to be a grammar Nazi.

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IneffableLullaby 13

What disrespectful jackasses.

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Bobskittens1 12

That's what I was thinking....

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marvin_fml 0

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rattusrattus 18

I can't decide whether this is sexism or laziness. Either way, I'd put scorpions in their mattresses.

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malisa916 7

I feel your pain OP. I live with 2 unemployed men who NEVER do dishes, pick up a mop or broom, vaccuum, nothing. Sometimes I even wonder if they even know we own a trash can. Unfortunately for me, I've "gone on strike" multiples times for extended periods of time and all that does is leave me with a whole week or twos worth of messes to clean instead of 1 days worth of messes. FYL.

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sourgirl101 28

Time to get a chart list of chores and hand out gold stars like they do in grade school. (: Lucky for me, my husband cleans and I hired a maid to come in twice a month. I'd rather cut corners here and there just to afford her.

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bubulz_fml 0

no it's time for these 2 lazy asses to get jobs lol

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nathan5 0

Now I'm going to make a suggestion here: If at all possible, move out.

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maybaybe 0

I wouldn't do it if I was you. But then again, if you don't want to live in filth then you're just going to have to do it.

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